AcmeJoy would be my kind of shop. It wasn’t the “Acme” part that caught my attention—reminding me of grocery stores and cartoons—but the “Joy” part. Joy can mean many things, from happiness to pleasure, and since the link was sent by someone with a cheeky sense of humor, I knew this would be a more… adult kind of joy.
Sure enough, AcmeJoy.com sells a wide variety of sex toys for men, women, and couples. They’ve been in the business for five years, helping people find pleasure beyond the usual methods. They’re even running a fifth-anniversary sale, which gave me the perfect reason to check out their products. Who knows? I might find my favorite toy. If my reviews slow down for a while, you’ll know why—a good pocket pussy or automated toy can really kill my productivity. Wish me luck!
What Makes Acme Joy Stand Out
AcmJoy website is clean, bright, and welcoming. Unlike some other sex shops that feel a bit off, Acme Joy presents itself as a classy destination. It’s not overly fancy, but the front-page catalog is far more visually appealing than some of its competitors, like FleshLight.com.
Speaking of which, Acme Joy seems to be a competitor of Fleshlight, offering similar products like gadgets with fleshy openings built into handles. But Acme Joy has a more diverse selection, including vibrating dildos, penis pumps, sex dolls, and other unique toys.
In terms of pricing, Acme Joy offers mid-range products. Some of their larger sex dolls can get pricey, but most items on the front page are under $100. These include automated penis pumps, vibrating cocksuckers, and remote-controlled vibrating dildos. The cheapest item is a $14 penis ring, with entry-level strokers starting at $30.
Promotions and Deals
Acme Joy is running a “Sale-Bration” for its fifth anniversary, offering up to 30% off selected products. They often run promotions, which you can find scrolling at the top of the homepage. For example, they’re offering $40 or $90 off a sex doll, depending on the original price. They also have a “Buy 2, Get 1 Free” deal, with nearly 60 toys qualifying. So, if you buy two toys, you get the third one for free. Not bad!
They also offer free shipping on orders over $72. This should be easy to achieve given their mid-range pricing. And they promise discreet packaging—your box won’t say anything embarrassing. Their refund and exchange policy is standard, so keep in mind that you can’t return a toy after it’s been used.
A Wide Range of Products
Acme Joy offers a broad selection of toys, categorized by type: Men’s, Women’s, Male Enhancement, and Anal Toys. There’s also a separate section for their branded lubricants.
I first checked out the Men’s section, which features a variety of toys, including masturbation cups, blowjob toys, and sex dolls.
The star products in the Men’s section are the e-masturbation cups. They take up nearly half of their male toy catalog and come in various styles. Some have features like vibration, thrusting, and sucking. I’m particularly intrigued by the Tornado vibrators, which have big, protruding cups that remind me of a flower.
If you’ve seen me review The Handy before, you know I love automated strokers. While The Handy is pricier than Acme Joy’s products, Acme Joy offers more variety. So, I think both brands can coexist in my toy collection.
Acme Joy also has sex dolls starting at a few hundred dollars. While they’re not full-body dolls, they’re realistic and compact, making them easier to store than the bigger dolls from brands like JoyLoveDolls or Real Doll.
Their Male Enhancement section includes penis pumps, rings, and sleeves, which some users say can enhance pleasure for both partners.
Toys for Her
For those intimidated by dildos or vibrators, don’t worry—women enjoy these toys, and they can be fun for couples to use together. Acme Joy offers about 50 dildos and vibrators for women, ranging from $70 to $120. They’re not the cheapest, but they provide solid quality for the price.
Conclusion
Overall, Acme Joy is an excellent option if you’re looking for mid-priced sex toys that are good quality without breaking the bank. They offer a wide range of products, plenty of promotions, and free shipping on orders over $72. Plus, their discreet packaging keeps your order private. So if you’re looking for something new, it’s definitely worth checking out!
